| What will be the results of today's Hillaroullette? | |
| "We lost Ohio because all the sleet kept our voters away, so we're still viable" |
5 votes - 13 %
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| "We won Ohio in spite of the sleet, which proves Obama can't win a big state" |
4 votes - 10 %
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| "We lost Texas because it's a sort of a caucus state and we all know real voters can't caucus, especially in states that don't really count because we won't win them in the fall" |
12 votes - 31 %
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| "We won Texas in spite of those really complicated rules which proves Obama can't win big states" |
0 votes - 0 %
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| "We lost Rhode Island, but winning little states doesn't count for anything" |
0 votes - 0 %
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| "We won Rhode Island, proving the Obama campaign has lost all the momentum in America's heartland" |
4 votes - 10 %
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| "We won Vermont because white people won't vote for Obama." |
0 votes - 0 %
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| "We lost Vermont but it's all a bunch of birkenstock-wearing Ben and Jerry's addicts who aren't real Americans" |
3 votes - 7 %
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| "Today's real winner is America, because we won a very tiny margin of the total delegate count and it's OUR TURN and finally dumb old America has wised up" |
3 votes - 7 %
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| "Today's real winner is Canada and our other foreign enemies who are conspiring with the other campaign to strip Michigan and Florida of their right to vote" |
7 votes - 18 %
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| 38 Total Votes | |
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